Privacy Policy

We take your privacy seriously — like, “I won’t even open your texts if you’re on Do Not Disturb” seriously.

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1. What We Collect

When you shop with us, we collect things like your name, email address, shipping info, and payment details. Basically, only the essentials so we can process your order and make sure it gets to your door (and not to your neighbor who definitely doesn’t deserve your new sweatshirt).

We also collect info through cookies (the digital kind, unfortunately), so we can improve your experience on our site and occasionally send you cute emails you’ll actually want to open.

2. What We Don’t Do

We’ll never sell your info. Period.
No shady stuff, no weird third-party deals, no spammy texts at 3 a.m. Your data stays with us — just like your secrets stay with your dog.

3. Emails You’ll Actually Like

If you sign up for our newsletter, you’ll get updates about launches, cute coffee recs, and maybe the occasional emotional support dog pic. You can unsubscribe any time, no hard feelings (but also, why would you?).

4. Third-Party Tools

We use trusted platforms like Shopify and Printful to process orders and payments securely. These services have their own privacy policies too — and they’ve got it together.

5. Questions?

If you ever have questions about your data or want to know what info we have on file, just shoot us an email. We're happy to help (and not just because we love getting mail).